At high noon EST tomorrow, an incontinent 78 year-old racist, convicted felon, child rapist, conman, fraudulent, failed businessman and serial philanderer; a twice-impeached traitor, former cokehead, current speedfreak and world-class ignoramus; a textbook malignant narcissist who never read a textbook; a vicious, cruel, inhumane petty tyrant with dementia who is known to smell like a mixture of flop-sweat and fresh feces…

…will take the oath of office, an oath he previously took, then threw down on a filthy nightclub bathroom floor and anally raped, live on TikTok…

…after being elected by a bare majority of uneducated, uninformed, heavily manipulated voters, who want him to lower the price of eggs by a few cents, persecute the vanishingly small transgender community and deport brown-skinned immigrants and their citizen children; while more than 80 million eligible voters stayed home.

This, too, shall pass, because one day this epic piece of human garbage will drop dead, and it can’t happen soon enough. In the meantime, his billionaire cronies will loot the treasury, and the United States of America, as we have known it, will vanish, forever, replaced by the declining, pathetic, failing country we chose to become.