Cats Are Delicious (an experiment in AI copywriting)

Introduction

The world is in crisis. There are too many cats and not enough food. We need to start eating our pets in order to solve this crisis.

Cats are everywhere.

Cats are everywhere. You can see them in your neighborhood, or you might even have one of your own. They’re not the only animals that can be eaten, though—and if you ask me, they are delicious.

Cats have a lot of meat on their bones: a smaller cat weighs about 15 pounds and has three pounds of meat on it; an average-sized cat weighs about 20 pounds and has five pounds of meat on it; and larger cats can weigh as much as 30 pounds with eight pounds of edible flesh! That makes them great for cooking into stews or roasts, but also perfect for making hamburgers out of their thighs, which are low fat but still very tender when cooked right (I recommend grilling). There are many ways to prepare tasty feline dishes at home!

The world has a hunger problem.

Over 800 million people around the world do not have enough food to eat—that’s about one in nine people on Earth. In fact, 821 million people who live in developing countries are hungry for at least 11 months of the year, and 165 million children under five are stunted from chronic malnutrition. Meanwhile, one in eight adults worldwide is obese.

If you were to take all of the grain we grow and use it just to feed animals instead of humans, we could feed 2 billion extra people with an average diet (1). That’s not even counting contributions from all other crops such as vegetables and legumes that are grown specifically for our pets but could easily be substituted for meat if needed!

Our pets are eating too much.

Our pets are eating too much. Cats, in particular, have been eating too many of our resources and not enough vegetables or fish. This is a problem for a number of reasons.

First off, cats are carnivores by nature: they're meant to eat meat, not grain or vegetable matter. We've bred them into this state over the past few centuries, but now that we know better about what's healthy for them (and us), we need to stop feeding them such an unhealthy diet full of grains and cheap fillers like corn meal and soybean meal.

Secondly - and more importantly - cat food is made from fish raised on farms! That means they use up all the natural resources in their environment (such as water) without giving back anything at all; it's basically just taking without giving back anything at all; it's basically just taking without giving back anything at all; no wonder we’re running out!

Eating cats will lower the population.

Cats are not endangered, but they are a nuisance. They're a source of disease and allergies, litter and noise, property damage—the list goes on. Let us count the ways:

Cats carry diseases that can be transmitted to humans. A major concern is toxoplasmosis, which can cause numerous health problems such as miscarriage or birth defects in babies born to infected mothers. The CDC estimates about 60 million Americans have contracted toxoplasmosis at some point in their lives—and if you've ever had cats as pets (or even fed them outside), you might be one of them!
Cats also spread parasites like fleas and ticks that bite people or other animals—and these parasites cause skin irritation, itching and infections in those who suffer from them
Litter boxes can be unsightly (especially for our human friends) but there's a lot more about these boxes than just how they look: cat poop contains dangerous bacteria called E. coli which can cause food poisoning in humans who eat contaminated meat products like chicken livers (aka foie gras).

The taste and texture of cat meat is amazing.

Cats are a great source of protein, and their meat is very tender. It has a sweet flavor that is similar to beef, but milder and more delicate. This makes it a healthy alternative to beef or even chicken; you can use cat in any recipe that calls for ground beef or ground turkey!

Eat more cat

Cats are tasty.
Cats are healthy.
Cats are nutritious.
Cats are good for you, and the world just needs more of them!

Conclusion

I believe that if we can get past the negative connotations of eating cat, then we can start to see it as a solution to our food problems. We have an abundance of cats in our homes and streets that could be used for food instead of being fed pellets or thrown away when they get sick. If you haven't tried cat before, I highly recommend it! It's delicious and nutritious!

(Want to learn more? By the way, I did not edit this at all.)